Young Me Was A Hack Compared To This Guy!

Can't resist. I came across a great fortune in a cookie the other day, and I have to pass it on.

The universe without music would be madness.

Now as much as I loved that one, it pales in comparison to The. Best. Fortune. Ever.

Found in a Washington DC Chinese restaurant 23 years ago:

Some men dream of fortune, others dream of cookies.

Enjoy.