Wall Street Is Controlled By Republicans...

Money given to the two candidates in 2008

O'Bambi

Goldman Sachs $994,795
Citigroup Inc $701,290
JPMorgan Chase & Co $695,132
UBS AG $543,219
Skadden, Arps et al $530,839
Morgan Stanley $514,881
General Electric (A.K.A. NBC) $499,130
US Government $494,820

Mc Lame

Merrill Lynch $373,595
Citigroup Inc $322,051
Morgan Stanley $273,452
Goldman Sachs $230,095
JPMorgan Chase & Co $228,107
US Government $208,379
AT&T Inc $201,438
Wachovia Corp $195,063
UBS AG $192,493
Credit Suisse Group $183,353
PricewaterhouseCoopers $167,900
US Army $167,820
Bank of America $166,026

See any difference in the totals?

Two Iraqi Al Quida Leaders Suffer From Lead Poisoning

Great news, but...

Can you imagine the wailing and gnashing of teeth that would have happened had Darth Chaney given done this?

I mean wtf was Plugs doing giving a press briefing at the White House? Doesn't he have his own office across the street? With his own supper cool logo to but behind him?

Well I'll just enjoy the sound of crickets...